SNOOTER ATTACKS AKA SIBE SNOUT MISSILE

Many of you know, we've had some company this weekend. And no, Scooter the peachick didn't come. His Human found a peachick-sitter so no Peachick Tartar.
(thank you Khyra for that visual)

All our visitors loved me. I especially bonded with a young couple named Tamar and Corey. Every chance I had, I snuck into their room just to be near them. They let me up on their bed and gave me snooter kisses and belly rubs.

But the best maneuver is what I call the Sibe Snout Missile. This maneuver proves red sibe world domination. Here's how it's done. You take a young unsuspecting guest wearing a short skirt. You approach her and let her fawn over your lovely red fur and dashing good looks. When she's not paying attention, you step behind her, place the snooter in her crotch then lift her skirt up over her hips! Immediately afterwards, you run to the opposite end of the house!

You should try it next time you have visitors!

Pee Ess: I am including a picture of the girls cooking Friday night's meal in my very own kitchen to show you some of the snooter attack victims.