Monday, September 15, 2008

SNOOTER ATTACKS AKA SIBE SNOUT MISSILE

Many of you know, we've had some company this weekend. And no, Scooter the peachick didn't come. His Human found a peachick-sitter so no Peachick Tartar.
(thank you Khyra for that visual)

All our visitors loved me. I especially bonded with a young couple named Tamar and Corey. Every chance I had, I snuck into their room just to be near them. They let me up on their bed and gave me snooter kisses and belly rubs.

But the best maneuver is what I call the Sibe Snout Missile. This maneuver proves red sibe world domination. Here's how it's done. You take a young unsuspecting guest wearing a short skirt. You approach her and let her fawn over your lovely red fur and dashing good looks. When she's not paying attention, you step behind her, place the snooter in her crotch then lift her skirt up over her hips! Immediately afterwards, you run to the opposite end of the house!


You should try it next time you have visitors!







Pee Ess: I am including a picture of the girls cooking Friday night's meal in my very own kitchen to show you some of the snooter attack victims.



13 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Ah yes!

THAT visual - well!!

I have my own sneak attack when Mom's friends khome to visit - but we won't go there!!!

Glad woo had a grrrrreat weekend!!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Sorry about the lakhk of tartar!

Peanut said...

oh hahahaha to funny. I don't have the snooter for that though. I will have to tell Flash he could do it.

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Simcha

You made our Mom laugh loudly at your snooter attack!

I'm sorry the little critter didn't come but sounds like you made some wonderful belly rubbing friends.

Thor and Marco Polo

River said...

That's funny! If only we were taller...

love & wags,
River

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Simcha, that is a great idea. I have tried something similar when Mom is wrapped in a towel, but I bet it's even better if it's a guest!

Steve

The OP Pack said...

Oh, Simcha, we hope your snooter was cold when you did that!!!

Woos and wags, the OP Pack who are great snooter attackers too.

The Army of Four said...

Ha ROO! Me and Ammy LOVE doing that! And Ammy's got the COLDEST snooter in the universe! Ha roo roo roo! Isn't it GREAT!?!?
Just ask Summi's Mummi and Holly's mom - they had slacks on when I met them, but WOWZERS, did I goose them but good!
Play bows,
Zim

Tracey and Huffle said...

Ha ha Simcha. I'm too little to do that but it makes me laugh! I'm sad the little birdie didn't come for dinner, I mean a visit.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Kapp pack said...

HA!!! Thats funny!

Kisses, Sky boy

Dakota said...

Hmmm, very effective.

Dakota of the East

Randi Lyn A. said...

Ooooh Simcha... I bet if anyone had the nerve to come over to my house in a skirt I would do THE SAME THING!!! That was great. I love doing the sibe snout missle attack to loved ones and strangers alike. And Maebe once snapped huMom's bra...

Woooooo, Kayla

cyber-sibes said...

Ha-roo roo roo! That's furry funny!

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Holly said...

I like to attck from behind, and totally stick my nose in their bums, and leave it there when they try to walk away. Apparently humans don't know how dogs greet each other, or check to be sure we know each other or not.

Excellent job Simcha!!!

Sorry you didn't get any peachick snacks.

Holly